Inbox Dependence Day & $100 Off Inbox Love
It took a long, bloody war for the Americans to gain their independence this week. Many more lives have been lost in the fight against bold email messages.
Be on the winning side of this battle: join us in celebrating Inbox Dependence on July 9th, 2013. Don’t ignore the facts: the oil wells will run dry before our children’s children’s robots have six-finger-swiped away all their daily deals.
Our early bird $100-off tickets are on sale until Inbox Dependence Day. Whether or not you spend this holiday with interdependents, rest assured that your inbox will always be there for you, like a bottomless ice cream sundae, in your pocket.